The Oregon Trail but you die of margin calls instead of dysentery
90% of traders lose 90% of their money in 90 days.
Experience all 90 days in about 90 minutes.
From your first Robinhood account to your final margin call. Experience every mistake possible in the trading world.
Die of FOMO, paper hands, diamond hands, theta decay, IV crush, and dozens more trading-specific deaths.
Crypto saga, meme stock mania, options journey, forex disaster, and more branching narratives of financial ruin.
Unlock "Smooth Brain", "Theta Gang", "Forever Alone", and other badges of dishonor.
How fast can you go bankrupt? Compete on the global leaderboard for fastest financial ruin.
From Boomer (Easy) with index funds to WSB Degen (Impossible) starting with margin debt.
HODL your way from Bitcoin believer to complete financial ruin. Watch Elon tweets destroy your portfolio.
Join the ape army. Diamond hands to zero. Congressional hearings. The squeeze that never squoze.
Discover 0DTE. Join theta gang. Experience IV crush. Learn why options have two sides.
Become a landlord. Fix endless problems. Go house poor. Own 5 houses, live in your car.
50:1 leverage available! 3 AM margin calls. Instagram guru scams. Currency pairs you can't pronounce.
This $0.0001 stock is going to $1! Experience reverse splits, delistings, and CEO arrests.
Buy JPEGs for $300k. Watch floor price collapse. Get rugged. Right-click to save.
Quit your job! Set up 6 monitors! Make $12 in 3 months! Return to corporate life defeated.
Pay $2000 for a course. Join the Discord. Watch guru get arrested. Become a guru yourself.
Broker keeps calling. Positions liquidated. Hide from reality. File for bankruptcy.
"This game is more realistic than my actual trading experience. I died of margin call in both."
"Finally, a game that accurately represents my investment strategy. 10/10 would go bankrupt again."
"I thought I was good at trading until I played this game. Turns out I'm bad at both."
"My wife's boyfriend loves this game. Says it's just like watching me trade."
"Speedrun mode is addictive. My record is bankruptcy in 47 seconds!"
"More educational than my $2000 trading course. Wish I played this first."
You're about to experience every trading mistake possible
Free to play. Unlike actual trading.